To that objective, you’re probably taking extra care on certain nighttimes to be more appealing to dudes. And that’s great! But before you go out and buy these ugly goddamned clear-panel mom jeans, be considered that a lot of the stuff you do, we won’t even notice. Consider that guys don’t know shit about…
1. Fake Eyelashes
The thing with fake eyelashes is I feel like you’re only wearing them at night, which signifies it’s dark, which signifies no one can see them. And if you’re wearing them during the day , not one guy is going to care. Like, dudes don’t sit around in their RompHims at the bar scoping out girls like “hey fellas, look at how beautiful her eyes are. I bet she’s really cool and interesting.” I entail I have a feeling this is one of those things you do for you and not for us, but I can’t fathom poking yourself in the eye trying to glue them on. If my vision ever goes bad and I need contacts, I’ll probably get run over in a crosswalk because no fucking lane. I treat my eyes the lane God Squad girls treat their vaginas: touching around it all you crave, but nothing’s get in there.
I guess the whole level of contouring is that NO ONE is supposed to notice it, and obviously I’m talking out of my butt here, but isn’t it more for images than real life? Like, all the contouring is lost when someone visualizes you in three dimensions instead of two? I dunno, maybe it does work at first glance, and that’s all that matters. The lane we perceive faces is weird, mannnnnn[ hits bong ].
3. Makeup In General, Actually
As a gender we have like, less than zero knowledge of makeup, confirmed by the mind-boggling number of men who’ll say they prefer a “natural” look and girls who don’t wear “too much” makeup. That’s basically our binary realityso much that it’s obviously noticeable, or none at all. Now, I know that your face looks like the surface of Mars and that drawing off your “natural” look should qualify you to produce disguises for the CIA, but again, I am v woke.
Unless you’re wearing an Olympic medal around your neck, ear gauges big enough for me to stick my fist through, or a bridal echo , no boy on Earth has any grasp of accessorizing. Any guy who does is either lesbian or trying lane too hard and is probably about three sips away from dropping some sweet pickup artist substance on you.
5. Your Athletics Knowledge
Now, I’m not saying it’s bad for girls to be into athletics. Athletics are good, and being into athletics is good. What I’m saying is , no guy has a mental “must have” checklist that includes “into sports.” In other terms, you gushing off Bryce Harper’s slash line at the bar might trigger a dialogue, but it’s not going to stimulate me belief “oh wow, she’s one of the good ones.” You know guys who try to use their feminist bonafides as proof that you should fuck them? This is a similar( albeit much more innocent) thing.
Are your shoes seasonably appropriate, as in you’re not wearing sandals in the snow or snow boots to the beach? Great, that’s about as far as we’ll care. Like, we know heels= imagination and flip flops= casual, but the subtleties are beyond us. And if a guy does know an unusual amount about shoes? Congratulations, you’ve got yourself a foot fetishist. Not saying there’s anything wrong with that, but he is DEFINITELY going to try to suck on your toes in couch. Be prepared.
7. Manner In General
Most guys, I belief, have a vague understanding of what’s fashionable, if nothing else based on what we ensure other people wearing every day. But to its implementation of actual tendencies, forget it. Like, women’s way, even compared to men’s way, is its own cultural cosmo. It moves too fast and follows too few rules and affects us too little to care. I’m not saying you shouldn’t dress in a way that stimulates you look and feel your best, but don’t be disillusioned when he doesn’t recognize that it came straight off the runway in Paris.