Exhibit A: This photo of Stassi and some untagged man who I learned after. 5 seconds of Googling was indeed Patrick, captioned “Back again” with no less than three nerves. THREE.
And if you’re looking for further receipts, check out what Stassi’s own friends said in response to this Instagram 😛 TAGEND
That’s FOUR nerves from Katie and a heart, a 100 emoji, some triggers( I think ?) and a rocker sign emoji from Kristen. Side note, get it together, Kristen. No one attains the rocker hand emblem anymore. This isn’t 2004.
This is not just me wildly theorizing for once, either. Patrick supported on some podcast called Stock Room Floor that he and Stassi are back together AND that he’s going to be appearing on next season of He says he doesn’t have drama with anybody and is “probably going to be very boring, ” which could be accurate or it could be a cover-up since we all know about those girls who “hate drama”….
Anyway, congrats to Stassi. I’m happy for you, largely because now you can stop bitching about being single and start bitching about Patrick not waiting on you hand and foot. Mazel!