According to a statement released by the couple ealrier today,
Ugh. Could this couple get any cuter. Not simply do you have two commonly named infants, but you also have time to throw a funny gag into the mixture? My only qualm here is that I’m a little amazed that Amal moved for the straight Clooney, rather than doing a hyphenated last name, but then again she did just give an eight-month-pregnant-with-twins speech at the UN like three weeks ago so I’m not gonna come out here and tell Amal Clooney is doing feminism wrong. Speaking of feminism, I will now fill the traditional “when will she get her child body back” portion of such articles with gifs of Ruth Bader Ginsberg. You’re welcome.
Wow. That was empowering. Congrats to George and Amal( but largely to George, who is pretty obviously getting more than what he’s giving in this arrangement) on the birth of their healthy happy twins! Let them enjoy the spotlight for now and then use the birth of the Carter twins as an opportunity to teach them a valuable lesson about knowing your own worth and taking an L when necessary.