Fast forward eight years, and things for Tiger Woods arent great. Hes fought with injuries in the last few years, and hasnt played a tournament since 2015.
On Monday morning at about 3am, Tiger was apprehended and charged with a DUI. And you thought your hangover was bad. He was liberated later in the day, but not before his heinous mugshot was plastered across the internet. Severely, hes a 41 -year-old rich man who looks like Tom Hanks in but older and more desperate. This goes without saying, but Tiger has some major shit to get together.
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After being liberated, Tiger liberated a statement saying that he hadnt been drinking prior to the arrest, and that he merely reacted severely to some prescription medication.
Do we is argued that? Probably not, but either way its various kinds of on you to decide whether youre is right to drive. Like, sometimes we take too much Adderall and stay up all night watching TV instead of get study done, but we cant going to tell our boss that. Manage your shit, Tiger. That’s why Uber was invented.
In our favorite part of the narrative, Tigers girlfriend was apparently shopping at a Neiman Marcus when she heard the news. She had a meltdown in the middle of the store before calming down and buying a casual $5,000 worth of material. Shes clearly our various kinds of girl. Now, sweetie, get the fuck away from this sinking ship while you still can.