Yoga: The Nice Guy
Just like texting a nice guy for validation when you’re endured, yoga is the class you go to when you need an easy boost. Especially when you’re hungover, both of these activities will construct you feel like you’ve accomplished something with highly minimal endeavor. Sitting in childs pose for 45 minutes and get Greg to tell you you’re the coolest girl hes ever met is literally so simple and bound to chill you out if you’re trying to have a restful day. Namast’ay thirsty, betch.
Spinning: The Fuckboy
Whichever studio you’re most obsessed with, spinning brands have a route of inducing us feel like were special when they’re secretly assuring a LOT of other people. Well be months into chasing after a specific teacher before we realize that a) they told some other girl she ALSO had amazing shape and b) weve invested like, over $1,000 trying to get them to adoration us. Much like a fuckboy, we continue to come back to these studios because they wished us a happy birthday one time and their taste in rap remixes entirely get us.
Running: The One Were Secretly Scheming To Settle Down With
Running is the exercising activity weve all flirted with, but cant genuinely get serious about until later in life. We is well aware good for us, but at the present minute its only a little too boring and there are too many fun classes we can purchase for $45 rather than run in a straight line for an hour. Someday well do a half-marathon, just like someday well settle down with a guy who doesn’t orgy drink every weekend. Right now it’s only too soon, though.
Walking: The Guy Everyone Has Hooked Up With
Sure, going for a walking is by definition a shape of exercising, but no one actually feels special after doing it. It’s basically the same thing as breathing, or making out with Dan, which literally everyone does all the time. It’s hard to even call this a workout or a hookup, but its appropriate for the times when all youre looking for is better than nothing.
Crossfit/ Bootcamp: A Sober First Date
These aren’t for all betches and simply for the most disciplined of us. Im not even sure which voices less appealing: running around with a tire for an hour or discussing each others hobbies over Sunday morning coffee. Both are pretty painful and bound to remind us of how weak we are really are, but I guess at the end you’re glad it happened because it proved that you were capable of putting yourself to the test, but you’ll be grabbing a bottle of wine ASAP when it’s over.
Zumba/ Dance Cardio: A Drunk Makeout
You did this one time because you were drunk and all your friends thought it was funny. It was more for the giggle than anything else, and you dont actually been in love bring it up too often since its definitely not a real thing. You specially hope there arent videos of what happened during the “Despacito” portion.
The Gyms Sauna: The Perfect Guy Doesnt Exist
Ok so spending time in the sauna might not technically count as a workout, but it will construct you sweat while at the gym and frankly thats close enough in our books. Unlike other exercisings, sitting there actually feels right for a change and nothing stimulates you more at ease. Its basically like the perfect guy, hence why its a tease and the only good ones are found at Equinox.